50 Shades of 50: The Beginning

I’m 50!

I was going to start off this blog with a list of 50 things about being 50, and had been thinking about it all week with no real idea of what to say.

Duh! I wasn’t 50 yet!

I have been 50 for all of 45 minutes now and realize that I’m not qualified to make that type of list yet, so it will have to wait until this time next year. I was able to begin the list, though:

1.     All the chewing gum we swallowed as a child is probably digested by now.


(I do hope I know more than that in a year’s time!)

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  1. AmadoDRNOctober 2, 2017 at 9:10 AM

    Happy 50th!
    What about the gum you swallowed last week?

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